#Lame and funny words of wisdom how to#

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”ĭalai Lama 11. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” “The elevator to success is out of order.

#Lame and funny words of wisdom how to#

(Also, if you're looking to instil some motivation into your life, check out this guide on how to increase your motivation levels). I thought… surely, not every single quote out there is as ‘boring,’ ‘cheesy’ and ‘pointless’ as this LinkedIn user would have me believe?Īnd so this week, I’ve been on a quest to find the funniest, most witty and genuinely interesting motivational (and a few de-motivational) one-liners I could - in a bid to win over the cynics… enjoy.

I stumbled across a rather aggravated post (rant) on LinkedIn the other day detailing a certain user’s distaste (and hatred, actually) for inspirational quotes (posters to be more precise).Īnd ironically, it inspired me to write this blog.